Friday, July 14, 2006
The Difference Between Bowling and Mini-Golf
Aside from the fact that the ball size is totally different and that I completely suck at bowling (the last time I bowled I received a score of 19, due only to the scorekeeper's accidentally counting three pins twice), whereas I have been known to once in a while eke out a victory in my annual Martha's Vineyard mini-golf game, the scoring is exactly the opposite.
In bowling, you want your score to be as high as possible with as many strikes as you can get. With mini-golf, you want your score to be low as it can be.
I have printouts from the hospital showing results of various blood tests--which they have to do before determining whether I'm healthy enough to receive this week's dose of chemotherapy--and the array of things monitored is dizzying. There are white blood cell counts, various chemical counts, red blood cell counts, tumor antigen counts, things related to liver function, and I have one sheet listing I-don't-even-know-what.
The two major numbers that I've been paying attention to are the white blood cell count and the tumor antigen count. You want to have a high enough white blood cell count to be able to fight off infection, otherwise they will not administer the chemotherapy because it is just too risky. If you can't bowl, they won't let you in the league. So Brian has been administering subcutaneous Neupogen shots at home (which is hysterically funny for anyone who knows how much I just love needles) the four days after my chemo treatment. So far it's been working. The tumor marker count is like your minigolf score: the lower, the better. On my sheet, it started out around 55 in November and reached a high of over 200 before starting to go down.
Anyway, Lita called the other day and told Brian we are to celebrate because the numbers are all going in the direction they should be (also, the test results show that my liver function is almost back to normal, but that doesn't fit into my stupid analogy). I don't know how the numbers compare right now to what is on the printouts, because Brian couldn't find the sheets and didn't write down what Lita told him.
I am cautiously optimistic about the tumor counts. I'm not sure it will ever be possible to make it under par, but lowering my score at all is a good thing.
In bowling, you want your score to be as high as possible with as many strikes as you can get. With mini-golf, you want your score to be low as it can be.
I have printouts from the hospital showing results of various blood tests--which they have to do before determining whether I'm healthy enough to receive this week's dose of chemotherapy--and the array of things monitored is dizzying. There are white blood cell counts, various chemical counts, red blood cell counts, tumor antigen counts, things related to liver function, and I have one sheet listing I-don't-even-know-what.
The two major numbers that I've been paying attention to are the white blood cell count and the tumor antigen count. You want to have a high enough white blood cell count to be able to fight off infection, otherwise they will not administer the chemotherapy because it is just too risky. If you can't bowl, they won't let you in the league. So Brian has been administering subcutaneous Neupogen shots at home (which is hysterically funny for anyone who knows how much I just love needles) the four days after my chemo treatment. So far it's been working. The tumor marker count is like your minigolf score: the lower, the better. On my sheet, it started out around 55 in November and reached a high of over 200 before starting to go down.
Anyway, Lita called the other day and told Brian we are to celebrate because the numbers are all going in the direction they should be (also, the test results show that my liver function is almost back to normal, but that doesn't fit into my stupid analogy). I don't know how the numbers compare right now to what is on the printouts, because Brian couldn't find the sheets and didn't write down what Lita told him.
I am cautiously optimistic about the tumor counts. I'm not sure it will ever be possible to make it under par, but lowering my score at all is a good thing.
Labels: blood tests, Brian, chemo, Lita, liver, Neupogen, tumor antigen, tumor marker, white blood cell
